God should only be remembered in ....

God should only be remembered -----

1. in constipation
2. in loose - motion.
3. in examination time
4. when you are cursing God in public but deep inside your mind you are praying -- " God, please, forgive me".

Exam and my running nose

Our examination was scheduled to be finished at 28th April, but postponed till 4th May. I got a running nose from 2nd May. My friends said "What a bad luck ; it apparently didn't find any other time to disturb you." I answered "It's not the fault of the running nose. It schedule itself to be happened after 28th. But our exam got postponed. What can it do?". My friend exclaimed "What a logic"!

Hypocrisy

When I went to St. Paul's cathedral, I watched many attractive girls there. Many of them wore revealing dresses. A very attractive girl wearing a dress exposing her belly and naval and when she saw I was enjoying her show, she hurried to cover her belly with her hand. I dont understand why did she wear that dress then ?